Received over MSN:
High: they used dogs to bomb in the boston marathon?
Eight: before the marathon actually
Eight: but the bombs were planted after
Eight: the security check
High: wait, you’re saying they use dog sniffer to detect explosives or plant bomb? ;)
Eight: yea of course
And then…
Eight: ahhahahahahahaha
Eight: i just read that
Eight: hahahhaha
Eight: PLANT BOMB of course, what else are those paws for!?
Eight: :P
High: serious?
High: i didn’t know dogs know how to plant bomb
Eight: What’s wrong with “Flash your card” ?
Secret: Flash your cock? You shouldn’t do that in public you know.
Me and Eight: *facepalms and snerks*
Secret: I want to drink some mojitos~
Ole: You want to drink mosquitos?
Today’s gem from Eight:
Don’t let your kid be another sarcastic.
Me: There’s a problem with that place.
Eight: There’s a bomoh** in that place? *with horrified look on face*
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Eight: Well, at least they’ve got all the important signs.
Me: Like the taking blood sign? *referring to mosquitoes in the island resort photo*
**bomoh = shaman
JPY: I reads it!
Me: You read skin?
30 seconds later:
Me: I hate coming back from leave or being sick. The flood of emails.
Eight: A flood of Indians?
JPY: I failed my maths.
Me: *heard it as* Feel your pants? o_O
Several hours later:
Secret: And then you’ll see JPY come to office in her pyjamas.
Me: With her teddy bear!
Secret: Of course she’ll bring her tetek, they’re attached to her.
Copywriter row: *Facepalm LOL*
JPY: Are you okay?
Akira: Yes, why?
JPY: No la, I thought you kena asthma attack…
Akira: Ask who….?
JPY: ….
Slightly later:
Eight: What, you mean Aziz…. *senses JPY looking very interested at us*
JPY: *Big eyes*
Eight: No, I didn’t mean to get you excited. *looks sincere and regretful*
Me and JPY: *rofls*
Best line heard today:
JPY: I grew a penis.
Heard earlier:
Eight: 1nsaf my ass.
JPY: Fuck my ass?
Overheard during lunch:
Ian: I love HC so much, I gave him my meat.
