[Printed with permission from the Wind Goddess] Conversation happened over Skype:
Wind Goddess: can u come here awhile? (To CJ)
CJ: I want to say cannot but you will beat me, right?
Wind Goddess: i dont beat
Wind Goddess: i bite
Wind Goddess: *grin
The Godfather: hohoho wind goddess
The Godfather: dont be fooled CJ
The Godfather: wind goddess will msg you at 3am asking for copies
The Godfather: (ok im joking)
Wind Goddess: hi The Godfather
Wind Goddess: can you repeat wht u jz say/type
The Godfather: wind goddess is the most beautiful PE in the world
Wind Goddess: then how about Ole and Sleepy
The Godfather: Ole and Sleepy are just awesome
CJ: isn’t Mes (a male Project Exec) the most beaut… nevermind
Mes: whats this CJ
The Godfather: NOW WE KNOW
The Godfather: MES
Wind Goddess: ouh~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Godfather: batangfest already
CJ: and here I thought most girls enjoyed yaoi*
* You’re right, we do, CJ. Welcome to Copywriter’s Chronicles!
In today’s out of context conversations:
Aturan: What’s the proper way to do it?
Marauderz: The proper way to do it is to stick it where the sun don’t shine until we need it.
Fef: *to Princess* Your face is so red.
Princess: *heard it as* You think it’s so rude?
Happy: Take his fruits?
Me: Huh, the teeth is fruits?
Dedicated to the awesome Eight. Your legacy lives on. XD
Happy: *something something* Give kids to schools…
Me and Fef: Give kids to schools?
Happy: … *headdesks* I meant give drinks to schools. Did I really say “Give kids to schools?”
Me and Fef: Yes. XD
Fef: [To Princess] Are you touching my legs?
A few seconds later:
Fef: Good thing I’m wearing thongs today (she said pants, I heard as thongs).
20 Mins later:
Happy: My hands are tired.
Ian: Sorry to steal Happy* from you, Chris.
Chris: It’s ok, I’m done with him anyway.
* Happy is the Social Media Dept Head in the office.
Me to Marauderz: PC Gaming has gotten you hard, hasn’t it?
Eight: *stares at me judgingly*
Me: ?…. *starts laughing*
Marauderz: I never expected you of all people to say something like that.
Context under cut: (more…)
Eight: Ok la, then we’ll just follow the price fart.
Received over MSN:
High: they used dogs to bomb in the boston marathon?
Eight: before the marathon actually
Eight: but the bombs were planted after
Eight: the security check
High: wait, you’re saying they use dog sniffer to detect explosives or plant bomb? ;)
Eight: yea of course
Eight: i just read that
Eight: PLANT BOMB of course, what else are those paws for!?
High: i didn’t know dogs know how to plant bomb
Eight: What’s wrong with “Flash your card” ?
Secret: Flash your cock? You shouldn’t do that in public you know.
Me and Eight: *facepalms and snerks*