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@wind_goddess: I’m so happy to see you here.
@marauderz: You don’t want me, you just want my juice.*
*Actually she takes his charger. xD
Edited to add:
Marauderz: Cacat people deserve cacat solutions (referring to clients)
Sky: thunders in reply
It’s been a while. Here’s a very short one overheard in the office:
Marauderz: … When we want to consume people. In this case, Dog wants to consume us.
Keeyong: It’s near Pudu Jail (referring to this)
Me: Yeah, that’s where all the dead bodies are.
The Godfather: *wide eyes, terrified look on face* Dun bluff wei.
[Ian]: Dead bodies?
Me: From Pudu Jail.
The Godfather: Dun bluff wei. Dun bluff. *the look on his face was priceless*
The Godfather: i want to be reincarnated as a cat
CJ: I want to adopt the Godfather and get him fixed
Fef: Then we shared the fingers.
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Me: I’m going for Nescafe, anyone want anything?
Ian: *after a brief silence* Where is this Fondle Cafe?