[Copywriter’s Chronicles] Dun bluff wei

Keeyong: It’s near Pudu Jail (referring to this)

Me: Yeah, that’s where all the dead bodies are.

The Godfather: *wide eyes, terrified look on face* Dun bluff wei.

[Ian]: Dead bodies?

Me: From Pudu Jail.

The Godfather: Dun bluff wei. Dun bluff. *the look on his face was priceless*

[Copywriter’s Chronicles] Cafe

Me: I’m going for Nescafe, anyone want anything?
Ian: *after a brief silence* Where is this Fondle Cafe?
Office: *crickets*

[Copywriter’s Chronicles] I was born with it!

The Godfather: I didn’t ask for a dick!
The Godfather: I was born with it!**

Ian: *ded of laughter*

** In reference to the “souvenirs” the Wind Goddess brought back from Taiwan. It’s under the cut, btw.

Edited:

JPY: I came here just to collect my penis. I got a black dick!

Son of edit:

Me: Just one week of relative peace, and then…
The Wind Goddess: Penis…?

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[Copywriter’s Chronicles] Conju-what?

Nyan: *pats mE*

Me: Chibi ja nai. -_-”

Fef: *horrified look* I heard STD.

Me: *throws Shugo at Fef*

Happy: I heard conjunctivitis.

Me + Fef: *ded of lol*

[Copywriter Chronicles] Body of Work

Me: … if I die it’s all your fault XD
Rin: a challenge of epic proportions
Rin: it’s okay, if you die halfway at least you leave a solid body of work behind
Me: … solid body
Rin: win-win situation
Me: … BODY
Rin: :D

[Copywriter’s Chronicles] Revealed~

[Printed with permission from the Wind Goddess] Conversation happened over Skype:

Wind Goddess: can u come here awhile? (To CJ)
CJ: I want to say cannot but you will beat me, right?
Wind Goddess: i dont beat
Wind Goddess: i bite
Wind Goddess: *grin
The Godfather: hohoho wind goddess
The Godfather: dont be fooled CJ
The Godfather: wind goddess will msg you at 3am asking for copies
The Godfather: (ok im joking)
Wind Goddess: hi The Godfather
Wind Goddess: can you repeat wht u jz say/type
The Godfather: wind goddess is the most beautiful PE in the world
Wind Goddess: then how about Ole and Sleepy
The Godfather: Ole and Sleepy are just awesome
CJ: isn’t Mes (a male Project Exec) the most beaut… nevermind
Mes: woi
Mes: whats this CJ
The Godfather: NOW WE KNOW
The Godfather: MES
Mes: ohgodwhy
Wind Goddess: ouh~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Godfather: batangfest already
CJ: and here I thought most girls enjoyed yaoi*

* You’re right, we do, CJ. Welcome to Copywriter’s Chronicles!