[Copywriter's Chronicles]

Me: I’m going to get coffee, you want anything?

Eight: You’re going to the cock fields?

Sometime later…

JPY: *to me* if you don’t like bananas why do you keep singing that song?

Eight: … Did you just… Never mind.

Me: Out with it.

Eight: I heard it as “why do you keep singing that cock?”

Me and JPY: …