1. MUST NOT SMOKE.
2. Must have the ability to make me laugh.
3. Must be tolerant of me yakking away about nothing on hours on end, but must also contribute to the discussion.
4. Must be presentable. (Not have teeth falling out and has decent hygiene… Though the last up for debate)
5. Must, to an extent, be a nerd/geek. Useless trivia a point.