Overheard this morning over FLY FM (95.8 in the Klang Valley, guys)

There will be a new ministerial post created. This post will look after one of the most important things in life. Especially in the Parliament between long sittings.

There will be a Minister of Toilets for the Parliament. According to the rationale, the reason behind that is because about RM99 million was recently spent on refurbishing the Parliament, but the toilets were still atrocious. Please excuse me, the next section’s in white to spare you all my cussing.

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT??? WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING??

We now return to a little bit more of sanity.

What is the taxpayers’ money going to? Why is it that they couldn’t fix the toilets during the refurbishment? And for the record, I heard that the Minister will be in charge of the PARLIAMENT Toilets only. If he was in charge for nationwide then can la. BUT ONLY PARLIAMENT? 

Excuse me while I answer nature’s call. *Sarcasm deliberate*