Hehehe….Brazil VS Aussie Joke

This is from an IRC log, and yes, I was too lazy to remove the timestamps.

[11:03] {labrynth} It is just before the Australia v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
[11:03] {labrynth} “What’s up?” he asks.
[11:03] {labrynth} “Well, we’re having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it’s important but it’s only Australia. They’re sh*te and we can’t be bothered.”
[11:03] {labrynth} Ronaldinho looks at them and says, “Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself-you lads go down the pub.”
[11:03] {labrynth} So Ronaldinho goes out to play Australia by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
[11:04] {labrynth} After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads “Brazil 1 – Australia 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)”. He is beating Australia all by himself!
[11:04] {Axel} LOL
[11:04] {labrynth} Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers, “It must be full time now, let’s see how he got on.” They put the teletext on.
[11:04] } LOL
[11:04] {labrynth} “Result from the Stadium ‘Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) – Australia 1 (Viduka 89 minutes).”
[11:04] {labrynth} They can’t believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against Australia!!
[11:04] {labrynth} They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.
[11:04] {labrynth} He refuses to look at them. “I’ve let you down, I’ve let you down.”
[11:04] {labrynth} “Don’t be daft, you got a draw against Australia, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!”
[11:04] {labrynth} “No, no, I have, I’ve let you down…I got sent off after 12 minutes.”

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