Cousin bro needed money and bro called me up to see if I could lend any. I didn’t have enough, so my bro told me to take his own stash and to give it to him first. Neither wanted me to tell the parents as they are anal about lending money out.

… My cousin brother’s in need, his family’s finances are in shambles, what’s wrong with giving him a few dollars to eat? And no… He’s only a basketball addict.