Not this early in the morning

Mom asks me about the money that Ian’s banked in for me. I told her that it already came in, and she ASKS to see proof of it as she claims that she didn’t see the cheque being deposited. I told her that I have the slip and she wants to see it.

My response (mentally): WHAT THE FUCK?

Orally: I already have the money in my account what more do you want?

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING TO CONTROL MY MONEY!