Long time since I saw this

Long time since I saw this one… I took out the chain letter bits.. :P

How sex starts

…a smile leads to a laugh

…a laugh leads to a high 5

…a high 5 leads to a hug

…a hug leads to a kiss

…a kiss leads 2 makeout

…a makeout leads 2 finger

…a finger leads to a hand

…a hand leads to a lick

…a lick leads to a suck

…a suck leads 2 a fuck ………

So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

…u add the bed

…subtract the clothes

…divide the legs

…leave your solution

…and pray you dont multiply!

4 Responses

  1. aoi_futaba November 1, 2006 / 10:34 PM

    LOL … nice thing you got there

    what your own definition of having intercourse anyway ?
    to me it is expression of love :P

  2. Naoko Kensaku November 1, 2006 / 11:15 PM

    LOL. Same.

    At the same time, you could also say it’s because humans, even if there aren’t any emotions involved, need the warmth of another human being to remind them that they’re alive. :)

  3. Humle1981 November 5, 2006 / 12:15 AM

    :p
    Intercourse is the non emotional term to day, for having “just” sex.
    Where as the most common term for emotional sex would be “making love” or the likes :p

  4. BaBiiKiSeS November 16, 2006 / 8:42 AM

    JuS a fEw jOkEs
    Eat me
    beat me
    bite me
    blow me
    suck me
    fuk me
    very slowly
    if u kiss me
    dont be sassy
    use your tounge
    and make it nasti

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