As she said:

Chris: I like it long.

*One second later*

Chris: Ho shit!

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Edited:

I told [Grayfox] that I would be reverting back from my rolled-up wrapping paper to the small wooden fan I used previously.

Him: No, you should use that on Chris cause it’s a shorter distance (Chris sits between [Grayfox] and me)

Chris: *Happy smile on face* I’ll bring my extendable lightsaber tomorrow. It’s got different sizes! *Makes fishing cast motions*

Me: That sounds so wrong.

Him: *3 seconds later* Oh no. *despairs*

Me and Grayfox: *Laugh*