Me: *Hears sounds of jacket being unzipped behind her while talking to Mike across the cubicle and notes Mike’s wide eyes*

Me: *Turns to look at Chris* Are you stripping? *Notices [SixthSeal] standing behind [Chris] with his bag*

[Chris]: I’m not stripping for you (meaning me), ok?

Me: But you’re stripping for SixthSeal!

Chris: Eww that’s gross. *Goes out for lunch with SixthSeal*

Me: *Notices that he did not deny it*