Old Joke

Thanks to this. Modified the version to sound closer to the original I heard.

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British; the Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British; the Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British; the Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British; the Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British.

These facts lead us to just one conclusion: eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you!

1 Response

  1. Yuhi December 2, 2008 / 10:23 AM

    I knew I should have started learning Spanish when I had the chance. D:

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