Designer to [Chris]: I don’t want you to give me preassure (pressure).
The rest of the office: *Hears it as* I don’t want you to give me pleasure.
If it had been anyone else other than Chris or SC… *Falls over laughing*
Edit: 1 hour plus later:
Chris: *proudly exclaims* I’M A MAN!
Chris is the legendary source of “profanity” in a courteous way. LOL!