You all heard about the swine flu right? Well, it brought back memories to [Luc] and here’s what she went ahead to do:
Luc: Virus, Bacteria, Parasite.
Me: : orz
Luc: That you can name.
Luc: starts in Canada
Luc: Yes, I’m playing it now.
Me: Sis, your assignment?
Luc: ……I’m halfway through, shush.
Luc: Canada is being infected.
Luc: No one’s worried yet
Luc: This is good.
Luc: The last stage of the game involves watching them close down hospitals
Me: I’m glad we’re not in the US
Luc: In desperation
Me: they’d be knocking on your door for bioterrorism
Luc: It’s probably MADE in the US, this game
Luc: Plus once in a while, there’ll be things like riots.
Luc: And floods.
Luc: And if your disease is waterborne or airborne,
Me: you are having too much fun XDXDXD
Luc: It’s an addictive game.
Luc: Morbidly so.
Luc: Considering the fact that we’re all supposed to be terrified of swine flu.
Luc: …Russia has drought
Me: Can I repost the conversation? this is too hilarious
Luc: Sure? |D
Luc: But my disease hasn’t spread past Canada yet!
Luc: SOMEONE GET ON A PLANE
Luc: Peru is flooding.
Luc: IT ARRIVES IN THE US
Luc: And people are dying in Canada
Me: *IS DYING OF LAUGHTER IN THE OFFICE
Luc: PERU HAS CLOSED ITS BORDERS
Luc: MADAGASCAR CLOSES SHIPYARDS
Luc: Mexico closes its borders!
Luc: Oh man, just because ONE person dies in Canada
Me: What about the US?
Luc: Oh, it’s already infected
Luc: Question is, can someone infected get ON a plane before it closes borders?
Luc: Argentina and East Europe just closed their airports. :\
Luc: IF ONLY RL WAS THIS EFFECTIVE
Luc: Oh hey, 131010 people have died
Luc: GREENLAND IS INFECTED
Luc: I sold off my edema so people won’t die so fast. :|
Luc: …and it spreads to Mexico and West Europe
Me: *is laughing and falling off her chair*
Luc: And it arrives in China
Luc: SHIPYARDS ALL OVER ARE CLOSING
Me: damn but the numbers will be high
Luc: Oh no, they won’t
Me: … is it spreading by ship? @@
Luc: I’ve made it so that less people die
Luc: Well, there’s
Luc: Transit, Shipyards and Airports
Luc: Transit includes the Borders
Luc: So if you shut down borders, you can’t get it from your neighbours.
Luc: Ship comes from well, shipping
Luc: Plus mine is rodent-borne as well.
Luc: And insect-borne.
Luc: US hands out masks
Luc: And it arrives in North Africa!
Luc: Middle East infected
Luc: Man, I shouldn’t have done that edema earlier
Luc: Coughing and sneezing are good enough
Me: btw, you want to be known as Luc or something else on the blog?
Luc: Call me Luc if you want. XD
Luc: They’re trying to vaccinate me!
Luc: TOO BAD, MY DRUG RESISTANCE IS HIGH
Luc: Indonesia just shut down its ports
Luc: The US is burning bodies!
Luc: China has declared martial law!
Luc: West Europe has curfews!
Luc: US closes schools!
Luc: So does India!
Me: *dies of laughter
Luc: Mass pesticide usage!
Luc: Hospitals in South Africa are shut down!
Luc: INDONESIA IS STILL NOT AFFECTED. >(
Me: What about Malaysia?
Luc: Sadly, we seem to be clumped in with Indonesia
Luc: I can’t infect NZ any more since they’ve closed both shipyards and airports. >(
Luc: watches aeroplanes fly across the screen
Luc: Everything’s shutting down
Luc: BUT NO ONE’S DYING AND THAT’S GOOD
Luc: Australia has.
Me: why is that good?
Luc: Just left its airports open
Luc: Oh, if you have more people dead, the less people there are to spread your disease
Luc: Dead people can’t cough or sneeze.
Luc: But they can be eaten by rodents.
Luc: Australia is being “WHATEVER” and leaving its airports open
Luc: Because obviously, no one is dead and there’s no need to worry
Luc: THAT’S RIGHT.
Luc: I suspect that they’re just waiting it out for that vaccination
Luc: Earthquakes in India!
Luc: But everything’s slower now, because people have been closing their ports
Luc: increases game speed
Luc: Don’t you just feel sad for those boats
Luc: Out in the sea.
Luc: And nowhere to go?
Me: death by starvation?
Luc: They’re happily sailing around.
Luc: This game seems to be gaining popularity again thanks to the swine flu, though
Me: but of course!
Luc: Let’s see.
Luc: About half the world is infected
Luc: The other half is maddeningly well.
Me: … on another note
Luc: And bwaha, I’m bored now.
Luc: The game can’t end until you’ve killed everyone
Luc: And I can’t kill everyone
Luc: NOT WHEN THEY’VE CLOSED EVERYTHING
Luc: Everyone in the middle east is infected,
Luc: 8 more days to vaccinecure
Luc: It worked! AUGH
Luc: can’t infect anyone new