[Grayfox] is standing while eating his lunch. I was trying to convince him to sit instead.
Me: Your (hardboiled) egg is going to drop from your plate.
Him: *looks down PAST his plate to his pants*
My bro: Oi, why are you looking at your balls?
Rest of us: *facepalms*
Edited based on [Grayfox]’s explanation:
i happen to come to realise that other food might’ve jumped off the plate and stain my clothes when your brother said that, but i guess it doesn’t do any good to explain now, does it? -_-;