This is the amusement of my day, courtesy of Vin:
Pimp = Bapak Ayam, followed by Broadband = Jalur Lebar (in reference to the Pimp My Broadband contest.
Somehow, Vin heard Jalur Lebar as Jalur Lubang (Striped Hole or Hole Band, depending on how you translate Band).
When you consider that his old nickname used to be G-String… this all makes perfect sense. :P