[Copywriter’s Chronicles] Cynical Pregnancy

[Grayfox]: Spartacus is very cynical.

Spartacus: No, I’m very prag… pragmatic.

Me and Grayfox: You’re PREGNANT?

Spartacus: … Yes, I’m pregnant, that’s why I have mood swings.

For the record, Spartacus is a guy. XD


Overheard a few hours later, and to continue with the idea that our office guys are females in disguise…

Onne: Ian, you are very wet.

[Joicy]: Onne, that sounds very wrong.

Onne: 😛

Twenty minutes later:

Me: *shows Ian post before pressing update*

Ian: *To Onne* So, do you want to feel it? *points to wet jeans*

Me: *facepalm*