[Grayfox]: Spartacus is very cynical.
Spartacus: No, I’m very prag… pragmatic.
Me and Grayfox: You’re PREGNANT?
Spartacus: … Yes, I’m pregnant, that’s why I have mood swings.
For the record, Spartacus is a guy. XD
Overheard a few hours later, and to continue with the idea that our office guys are females in disguise…
Onne: Ian, you are very wet.
[Joicy]: Onne, that sounds very wrong.
Twenty minutes later:
Me: *shows Ian post before pressing update*
Ian: *To Onne* So, do you want to feel it? *points to wet jeans*