I wish I could curse like a sailor

And not have everyone wonder if there’s something wrong with me when I do. I’m a human being too, don’t tell me I’m not allowed to feel moody, bitchy, angry and murderous.

Especially the latter. F*CK you, Asus. Six months’ warranty for a battery? WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS SH*T?

Oh and the ability to flip off certain people too.