Ian: *being absolutely serious* Do you have a drill? The Bosch type.
Vin: How big’s your bunghole?
Ian: I’m being serious, do you have a drillbit?
Vin: How big’s your butt hole?
This continues for a few minutes.
Ian: Don’t make me rape you, I’m being serious.
Vin: We’ve reached the point where I can’t tell whether you’re joking or not anymore.
Me: *ded of laughter*