Ian: *being absolutely serious* Do you have a drill? The Bosch type.

Vin: How big’s your bunghole?

Ian: I’m being serious, do you have a drillbit?

Vin: How big’s your butt hole?

This continues for a few minutes.

Ian: Don’t make me rape you, I’m being serious.

Vin: We’ve reached the point where I can’t tell whether you’re joking or not anymore.

Me: *ded of laughter*