I’m very sure that [Ian] would be happy with this.
BM: Have a seat. She’s (Ian’s) not here.
Yes I know, low quality. :P
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Several hours later:
Spartacus: Who’s BM?
Me: Oh, your new colleague.
Spartacus: Why BM?
Me: Cause he said he wanted to learn English.
Spartacus: Eh? But why BM then?
Me: Cause he told me twice today that he wanted to improve his BM.
Spartacus: But you just said English!
Me: *falls off chair*
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Less than 30 mins later:
Onne: [Ian], mana lu pergi? (where did you go?)
Ian: Saya pergi tengok perempuan kecik (went to see small women).
Onne: [Unable to hear what she’s saying]
Ian: Awak cakap awak (punya) semua kecik?
I won’t translate the last for fear of death.