[Ian]: *to Spartacus* I thought we were heng tai (best friends).

Spartacus: We are. Just that she… *returns Shugo to me instead of passing him back to Ian, as promised*

Me: I heard it as hentai.

Spartacus: Oh we are hentai too.

Ian: Yeah, we’re perverts too.

Well, at least they’re honest!

Edit: The last line was said by Spartacus, not Ian. :3