Me: [Grayfox], want to go out for lunch?
Grayfox: I’ve asked colleague to tapau (take away) lunch for me. Need to get a haircut.
Me: You have hair? (his hair isn’t long or even thick!)
Grayfox: Who said it was on top?
Me: And you’re getting our colleague to do it for you? Kinky!
Its not kinky hair. Or rather, its far more commonly known as p..