Funny translations

Malay version here. English below the cut. XD

Helo helo sayang
Awak panggil, tak boleh dengar
Tak ada servis kat sini la
Di kelab ini

Apa, apa, tak dengar la
Ah, talian hampir putus
Maaf, tak boleh dengar la
Sini sibuk sikit

Sibuk sikit
Sibuk sikit
Maaf tak dengar, sibuk sini

Tunggu kejap
Lagu suka I dah sampai
Nak hantar mesej pun tak boleh
I pegang air di tangan la
Patut awak panggil lebih awal
I memang free
Tapi kini awak nak panggil
Sekarang saya sibuk la

Jangan, jangan panggil!
Tak mau fikir lagi!
Tangan dan mindaku di lantai tari
Jangan, jangan panggil!
Tak mau cakap lagi
Tangan dan mindaku di lantai tari

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Jangan panggil lagi!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Saya sibuk la!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Jangan panggil lagi!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…

Panggil seberapa awak suka
Tapi tiada siapa akan jawab
Saya pun tak nak angkat
Kini di kelab
Menikmati minuman
Saya tak nak angkat!

Panggil seberapa awak suka
Tapi tiada siapa akan jawab
Saya pun tak nak angkat
Kini di kelab
Menikmati minuman
Saya tak nak angkat!

Beyonce:
Budak, cara you panggil saya
Takkan buat saya balik cepat
Buat saya jalan lebih cepat
Tinggalkan kawan lebih cepat
Patut saya biarkan telefon di rumah!
Kerana ini memalukan!
Kau panggil macam lintah darat
Maaf, tak boleh jawab!

Bukannya tak suka awak
Tapi saya kat parti
Dah jelak dengan
Telefon berdering-dering
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MALAM NI AKU TAK JAWAP SEMUA PANGGILAN SEBAB AKU AKAN MENARI <-- contributed by kidchan XDJangan, jangan panggil! Tak mau fikir lagi! Tangan dan mindaku di lantai tari Jangan, jangan panggil! Tak mau cakap lagi Tangan dan mindaku di lantai tariEh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh… Jangan panggil lagi! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh… Saya sibuk la! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh… Jangan panggil lagi! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…Panggil seberapa awak suka Tapi tiada siapa akan jawab Saya pun tak nak angkat Kini di kelab Menikmati minuman Saya tak nak angkat!Maaf, nombor awak panggil tiada dalam perkhidmatan. Sila rujuk nombor tersebut atau cuba lagi nanti.English:

Hello, hello, baby;
You called, I can’t hear a thing.
I have got no service
in the club, you see, see…
Wha-Wha-What did you say?
Oh, you’re breaking up on me…
Sorry, I cannot hear you,
I’m kinda busy.

K-kinda busy
K-kinda busy
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I’m kinda busy.

Just a second,
it’s my favorite song they’re gonna play
And I cannot text you with
a drink in my hand, eh…
You shoulda made some plans with me,
you knew that I was free.
And now you won’t stop calling me;
I’m kinda busy.

Stop callin’, stop callin’,
I don’t wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin’, stop callin’,
I don’t wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin’ me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
I’m busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin’ me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…

Can call all you want,
but there’s no one home,
and you’re not gonna reach my telephone!
Out in the club,
and I’m sippin’ that bub,
and you’re not gonna reach my telephone!

Call when you want,
but there’s no one home,
and you’re not gonna reach my telephone!
Out in the club,
and I’m sippin’ that bub,
and you’re not gonna reach my telephone!

Beyonce:
Boy, the way you blowin’ up my phone
won’t make me leave no faster.
Put my coat on faster,
leave my girls no faster.
I shoulda left my phone at home,
’cause this is a disaster!
Callin’ like a collector –
sorry, I cannot answer!

Not that I don’t like you,
I’m just at a party.
And I am sick and tired
of my phone r-ringing.
Sometimes I feel like
I live in Grand Central Station.
Tonight I’m not takin’ no calls,
’cause I’ll be dancin’.

‘Cause I’ll be dancin’
‘Cause I’ll be dancin’
Tonight I’m not takin’ no calls, ’cause I’ll be dancin’!

Stop callin’, stop callin’,
I don’t wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin’, stop callin’,
I don’t wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.

Stop callin’, stop callin’,
I don’t wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin’, stop callin’,
I don’t wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin’ me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
I’m busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin’ me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…

Can call all you want,
but there’s no one home,
you’re not gonna reach my telephone!
‘Cause I’m out in the club,
and I’m sippin’ that bub,
and you’re not gonna reach my telephone!

Call when you want,
but there’s no one home,
and you’re not gonna reach my telephone!
‘Cause I’m out in the club,
and I’m sippin’ that bub,
and you’re not gonna reach my telephone!

My telephone!
M-m-my telephone!
‘Cause I’m out in the club,
and I’m sippin’ that bub,
and you’re not gonna reach my telephone!

My telephone!
M-m-my telephone!
‘Cause I’m out in the club,
and I’m sippin’ that bub,
and you’re not gonna reach my telephone!

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6 Responses

  1. Priest April 1, 2010 / 11:24 AM

    HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Oh crap. I actually sang those BM lyrics to the song.

    • Naoko Kensaku April 1, 2010 / 11:25 AM

      LOL, did it actually rhyme? XD

  2. Joyce April 1, 2010 / 11:39 AM

    BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Strong-nyerr! :P

  3. Tiara April 2, 2010 / 2:24 AM

    teehee!

    the cadence/rhythm needs some work. but otherwise, good job!

    • Naoko Kensaku April 3, 2010 / 1:09 PM

      Hahaha, thanks! :D I just did a literal translation, might work on the cadence next time. XD

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