Bro, me and mom are watching Chun Li, the abomination.

Me: Needs more boobs. And hips (in reference to Kristin Kruek’s lack of assets).

Bro: She’s too flat.

Me: Even the older actress from [insert series] would have been better.

Mom: *who has no knowledge of Street Fighter AT ALL* Zhang Ziyi would be better. She would have looked more professional and suited for the role.

Bro and me: LOLOLOLOLOLOL