SATIRE/HUMOUR/SILLY THING AHEAD. You have been warned.
This all started as a joke. You see, a few days ago I misread a tweet from a friend. She was writing about the “tentacles of psychology.” I misread it as “psychology of tentacles.” In my defence, I had just woken up when I saw that tweet. So, in true style, said Twitter Friend, fondly called Tentabunny, decided to take the concept and run away with it.
This is where we stand:
Inquiry Founder: Naoko (aka me)
Pioneering Psychologist (aka lead researcher): Neon
Test subject: Tentabunny!
Class: Ikan Billys, Sairen, Caxi
Potential student: Caxi
Suggested readings:
Basic Tentacology
Portrayal in olden Japan
Modern Revival
Tentacle as Replacement Penis?
Get to class, people!
This is gonna be hilarious. xD
Oh man, one of the possible angles to research: a -female- tentacle monster — penis envy?
Doesn’t that then beg the question: do tentacle monsters actually have sex like normal humans, or are they possibly asexual or androgynous?
Do they derive any intrinsic pleasure from raping humans, or is it merely instrumental?
This assumes that tentacle monsters subscribe to the same brand of sadism required to enjoy rape. What if humans are a matter of sensual and/or sensory experiences for tentacled beings? Particularly in light of the differences between several appendages versus whole bodies.
tentacles are for foreplay before the penis does the rest for the climax, don’t underestimate the power of penis, it’s the source for pleasure & life !
I don’t think that’s quite up to mark, my friend. Go do your homework! :3
me go emo… tentacles, tentacles oh why are you being misjudged :D
LOL there’s more to it than simply the penis. :P So go do more research. XD
Hold on, hold on….
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*BUSTS A GUT LAUGHING*
Here, have a gut back. :P
BTW, mind if I put you down for a quick course on Tentacles: Across Cultures as a guest lecturer? :P
I never did say that they enjoy the rape out of sadism, it could be for some form of nourishment or ritual; I do not claim to know.
Since rape is done out of sadism, that’s not quite the right word for the act then!
I wish Paul the Octopus could participate here, he might more insight with his tentacles, but poor thing only managed to guess winners but never gave chance for him to elope..
The poor tentacle monsters are so MISJUDGED. It needs to be cleared up. =/
Suggested readings and syllabus then, professor? :3
Let’s be fair, it’s not always the tentacle monster’s idea.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y122/Zhilbar/Comics/Ghastly1.jpg
In many ways, I daresay they could be considered a persecuted minority. Imagine one just walking down the street, maybe stopping into a cafe for some coffee and a croissant, maybe going over and checking out the new releases in a bookstore window…
And having to deal with all the screaming people running away from him/her/it on sight, as well as all the people running TOWARDS.