[Copywriter’s Chronicles] Ahem

As heard in my new office:

Pi: Later become interactive buntut.

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From the old office:

Over MSN: Ian came in my room, n said ” I miss Shugo~~~ ” then start playing with Deane’s sheep, “I miss the Sheeping raping Shugo scene…”

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From Twitter, on Chap Goh Mei:

Chris: Let’s throw kam (oranges) into the river.

Arlz: Why do you want to throw cum into the river?