Overheard after lunch discussions:

[Chris] to Casanova: The hole is just my size.

10 minutes later:

Marukoneko (in the comments): Glad to see Copywriter’s Chronicles has been given a new leash on life! (he meant lease)

Wind_Goddess: (meaning Marukuneko) He’s into BDSM.

Several hours later:

Me: I’m not quite satisfied with the teasers…

[Ian]: You’re not satisfied with the tweezers?

Me: …