[Copywriter’s Chronicles] Hunger Pangs

Before lunch:

Sercer: I’m hungry.

Iwo Jima: Hi, hungry, I’m Iwo Jima. *shakes hands in introduction*

Sercer: *shakes hands before realising what just happened*

Later, while walking down the escalator…

Me: Is that chocolate I smell?

Eight: I smell it too! Is it Famous Anus?

Me: …