[Copywriter’s Chronicles] Failing maths

JPY: I failed my maths.
Me: *heard it as* Feel your pants? o_O

Several hours later:

Secret: And then you’ll see JPY come to office in her pyjamas.
Me: With her teddy bear!
Secret: Of course she’ll bring her tetek, they’re attached to her.
Copywriter row: *Facepalm LOL*