[Copywriter’s Chronicles] I was born with it!

The Godfather: I didn’t ask for a dick!
The Godfather: I was born with it!**

Ian: *ded of laughter*

** In reference to the “souvenirs” the Wind Goddess brought back from Taiwan. It’s under the cut, btw.


JPY: I came here just to collect my penis. I got a black dick!

Son of edit:

Me: Just one week of relative peace, and then…
The Wind Goddess: Penis…?