The Godfather: I didn’t ask for a dick!
The Godfather: I was born with it!**
Ian: *ded of laughter*
** In reference to the “souvenirs” the Wind Goddess brought back from Taiwan. It’s under the cut, btw.
JPY: I came here just to collect my penis. I got a black dick!
Son of edit:
Me: Just one week of relative peace, and then…
The Wind Goddess: Penis…?