Overheard in the office:

KK: So you don’t wanna ride me?

/nocontextisbestcontext

[Marauderz]: answers call Your period is manual right?

Keeyong: I’m going for a swim.
Ian: I tot u said you are going to swing

No context required.

@wind_goddess: I’m so happy to see you here.
@marauderz: You don’t want me, you just want my juice.*

*Actually she takes his charger. xD

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Edited to add:

[Marauderz]: Cacat people deserve cacat solutions (referring to clients)
Sky: thunders in reply
Us: …..

It’s been a while. Here’s a very short one overheard in the office:

[Marauderz]: … When we want to consume people. In this case, Dog wants to consume us.