Keeyong: It’s near Pudu Jail (referring to this)
Me: Yeah, that’s where all the dead bodies are.
The Godfather: *wide eyes, terrified look on face* Dun bluff wei.
[Ian]: Dead bodies?
Me: From Pudu Jail.
The Godfather: Dun bluff wei. Dun bluff. *the look on his face was priceless*
The Godfather: i want to be reincarnated as a cat
CJ: I want to adopt the Godfather and get him fixed
Fef: Then we shared the fingers.
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Me: I’m going for Nescafe, anyone want anything?
Ian: *after a brief silence* Where is this Fondle Cafe?
The Godfather: I didn’t ask for a dick!
The Godfather: I was born with it!**
Ian: *ded of laughter*
** In reference to the “souvenirs” the Wind Goddess brought back from Taiwan. It’s under the cut, btw.
JPY: I came here just to collect my penis. I got a black dick!
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Me: Just one week of relative peace, and then…
The Wind Goddess: Penis…?
While reporting to Happy about our training…
Happy: Healthy constipation?
Me and Fef: *ded of laughter*